Times when bunnies were carnivorous.

   Evolution is the accepted theory regarding the appearance of millions of species of animals and plants on planet Earth. Little is said about the 'Rabbitus Hoppus', popular name 'Easter bunny', a small furry mammal with long ears and tiny tail that lived millions of years ago. This is the newest and peer reviewed study that changed all misconceptions surrounding it's anatomy, behavior and breeding habits.  
   This ferocious meat eater lived in small groups, and hunted it's pray by ambush. It's been known to swallow whole other large dinosaurs like T-rex and Stegosaurus. The unimpressive size and peaceful gaze of the Rabbitus Hoppus attracted predators, so it didn't have to do more just to open it's mouth, gulp and down they went. The four tiny incisors, situated at the front of it's mouth could sever the head of any animal, big or small.
   After a very short digestive period, out came a multitude of tiny chocolate covered pallets that dotted the landscape. Another dinosaur called 'Chickenus Giganticus' was a contemporary inhabitant of the Rabbitus Hoppus. The Chikenus Giganticus laid enormous eggs, hidden in grassy lands, due to it's diet, which consisted mainly of a plant called 'carrotus'.
   Contrary to popular belief, the extinction of large dinosaurs wasn't caused by a large comet that hit Earth sixty five million years ago, but rather due to the Easter Bunny's ferocious  appetite.
   Well, evolution doesn't stop for a little extinction, and because it got envious about the huge eggs, the Easter Bunny began munching on the carrotus plants also, and from then on began laying chocolate Easter Eggs. 
   It is the only surviving dinosaur that still eats the carrotus plants, especially the root, spreads chocolate eggs and hoppyness all around the 'world' for the joy of kids at Easter! Today's chicken have no contribution in regards of Easter eggs, claimed especially on the northern part of the American continent. Only the unintelligent inhabitants of European continent believe that bunnies have nothing to do with eggs at all! 
   Well, that's their loss!